Tina Fey and Amy Poehler killed it, dudes. Can they please just host everything from now on?
When you have two hosts with years and years of experience doing improv, live sketch comedy, and writing, it’s hard to go wrong—especially when those two hosts are smart, quirky, and look damn sexy in their gowns. Unlike former Globes host and comedian Ricky Gervais, Fey and Poehler made some awesome zingers without pissing people off (except maybe Taylor Swift, but who really cares). So here’s a quick look at some of their best jokes throughout the night:
- Tina: “Ricky Gervais could not be here tonight because he is no longer technically in show business.”
- Amy: “Kathryn Bigelow’s nominated tonight. I haven’t really been following the controversy over Zero Dark Thirty, but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron.”
- Tina “Anne Hathaway, you gave a stunning performance in Les Miserables. I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.”
- Amy: “Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu—and I hear she’s amazing in it.”
Now, as you may recall from my prediction post, I made my selections for who I thought would win in the film categories with my first guesses in orange and my second guesses in green. For this post, I’ve ranked my guesses with either 1) Nailed It, 2) Missed It By That Much, or 3) Well, Shit. Let’s take a quick look at how I did with some hilarious GIFs I found to represent each category.
Best Motion Picture – Drama = WELL, SHIT.
- Django Unchained
- Life of Pi
- Zero Dark Thirty
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama = NAILED IT.
- Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
- Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
- Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
- Naomi Watts, The Impossible
- Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama = NAILED IT.
- Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
- Richard Gere, Arbitage
- John Hawkes, The Sessions
- Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
- Denzel Washington, Flight
Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical = NAILED IT.
- The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
- Les Misérables
- Moonrise Kingdom
- Salmon Fishing in Yemen
- Silver Linings Playbook
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical = NAILED IT.
- Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in Yemen
- Judi Dench, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
- Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
- Maggie Smith, Quartet
- Meryl Streep, Hope Springs
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical = NAILED IT.
- Jack Black, Bernie
- Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
- Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
- Ewan McGregor, Salmon Fishing in Yemen
- Bill Murray, Hyde Park on Hudson
Best Animated Feature Film = NAILED IT.
- Hotel Transylvania
- Rise of the Guardians
- Wreck-It Ralph
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture = NAILED IT.
- Amy Adams, The Master
- Sally Field, Lincoln
- Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
- Helen Hunt, The Sessions
- Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture = MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH.
- Alan Arkin, Argo
- Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
- Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
- Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
- Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
Best Director – Motion Picture = MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH.
- Ben Affleck, Argo
- Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
- Ang Lee, Life of Pi
- Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
- Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Best Screenplay – Motion Picture = NAILED IT.
- Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty
- Tony Kushner, Lincoln
- David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
- Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
- Chris Terrio, Argo
Best Original Score – Motion Picture = WELL, SHIT.
- Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
- Alexandre Desplat, Argo
- Dario Marianelli, Anna Karenina
- Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimek, and Reinhold Heil, Cloud Atlas
- John Williams, Lincoln
Best Original Song – Motion Picture = MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH.
- “For You” – Act of Valor, Monty Powell and Keith Urban
- “Not Running Anymore” – Stand Up Guys, Jon Bon Jovi
- “Safe & Sound” – The Hunger Games, Taylor Swift, John Paul White, Joy Williams, and T Bone Burnett
- “Skyfall” – Skyfall, Adele and Paul Epworth
- “Suddenly” – Les Misérables, Claude-Michel Schonberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boubil
Well, that was fun. Taylor Swift has a great bitch-face, don’t you think? If you’re wondering how well I did in my predictions, the numbers look a little like this:
- NAILED IT: 9
- MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH: 3
- WELL, SHIT: 2
How did you do in your predictions? What were some of your favorite moments from this year’s Globes? Discuss in the comments below! I’d love to hear what you think!