Bailey’s Bone List: New Year, New Bones

Welcome to 2014, kids. I can already tell this is going to be a great year for boneworthy celebrities. Oh, sure, there’s a new crop of hot, 20-something blondes popping up in Hollywood. But I’ve got more of an acquired taste. I like my celebs smart, talented, successful, and, of course, hot. And remember, I don’t discriminate. Age, ethnicity, gender, sexuality—they’re all bonable to me. And so I bring you the updated Bailey’s Bone List!

20. Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson 2013

19. Alan Rickman

Alan Rickman

18. Demian Bichir

Demian Bichir hot

17. Naomie Harris

Naomie Harris, 2013

16. Amy Adams

Amy Adams, 2013

15. George Clooney

George Clooney Hot

14. Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder, 2013

13. Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars, 2011

12. Alexander Skarsgård

Alexander Skarsgard hot

11. Peter Dinklage

Peter Dinklage is hot

10. Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley, 2013

9. Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart

Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart are the coolest best friends ever.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch, 2013

7. Beyoncé

Beyoncé 2013

6. Tina Fey & Amy Poehler

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler at Golden Globes 2013

5. Prince Harry (with a beard!)

Prince Harry with a beard

4. Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd, 2013

3. Idris Elba

Idris Elba, 2013

2. Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence, 2013

1. Tom Hiddleston

Tom Hiddleston, 2013


I’m starting to think the British will always dominate my list. What do you think? Would you bone the people in my list? Keep checking back for newer versions of my “Bone List” to see who moves up or down or gets removed.

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