Have you ever noticed how certain actors and actresses hit 50 and suddenly become even more attractive? I’m sure it’s because of genetics, the confidence that comes with age, plastic surgery, trainers, and personal chefs, but seriously…how do they do it? It’s like they drink the blood of unicorns and feast on the tears of the youth. Nevertheless, I would roll out the Early Bone Special, hence my newest Bone List!
20. Ben Kingsley
19. Betty White
18. Billy Dee Williams
17. Jeremy Irons
16. Helen Mirren
15. Viggo Mortensen
14. Samuel L. Jackson
13. Meryl Streep
12. Ken Watanabe
11. Maggie Smith
10. Michael Caine
9. Alan Rickman
8. Glenn Close
7. Charles Dance
6. Emma Thompson
5. Angela Bassett
4. Patrick Stewart
3. Michelle Yeoh
2. Ian McKellen
1. Jessica Lange
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What do you think? Would you bone the people in my list? Keep checking back for newer versions of my “Bone List.”
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