Recap of the 2015 Golden Globes with GIFs!

Is it just me, or were the 2015 Golden Globes really boring? I think it’s because there wasn’t enough Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. They started the show with a solid monologue, but then I think the Globes were running so behind on time (thanks to long-ass speeches) that they had to cut a lot of their other material. BOOOOO. This is why nobody likes you, Golden Globes.

My favorite jokes of the evening include the Sony hack, how George Clooney was being recognized for a lifetime achievement award when his wife is much more successful, and, of course, Bill Cosby.

  • Amy: “The biggest story in Hollywood this year was when North Korea threatened an attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend we wanted to see it.”
  • Tina: “George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person U.N. commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.”
  • Amy: “Cinderella ran away from her prince, Rapunzel was thrown from a tower…and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby.”

And now, let’s enjoy some GIFs of other funny moments. Like when Amy and Tina said Emma Stone was a painting from Big Eyes.

Golden Globes GIF of Fey and Poehler's Big Eyes Joke

Margaret Cho (the comedian who guest-starred on 30 Rock as Kim Jong-Il) helped Amy and Tina make North Korea jokes, including getting a photo with her favorite actor, Meryl Streep. And then Benedict Cumberbatch totally photobombed that photo.

Benedict Cumberbatch Photobombs Meryl Streep and Margaret Cho GIF

Prince showed up to present an award looking fly as shit, and people went crazy, especially Viola Davis and Allison Janney.

Prince at the 2015 Golden Globes Viola Davis and Allison Janney Lose it For Prince GIF

Chrissy Teigen couldn’t hold it together when her husband, John Legend, won Best Original Song for Selma‘s “Glory.” And it meme’d.

Chrissy Teigen Golden Globes GIF

Jeremy Renner said what we were all thinking about J-Lo.

Jeremy Renner & J-LO Golden Globes GIF

Annnnnd Chris Pratt and Anna Faris reminded us that they’re the best couple ever, despite being on rival TV networks.

Chris Pratt Anna Faris Golden Globes GIF Chris Pratt Jokes with Anna Faris at Golden Globes GIF

Now, if you recall, I wasn’t confident in my predictions for this year’s Golden Globe winners. That being said, I think I did slightly better than I expected (though still nowhere as awesome as my Oscar picks last year). Here are last night’s film winners with my scores: Nailed It for correct guesses, Well, Shit for incorrect guesses.

Best Motion Picture – Drama = WELL, SHIT

  • Boyhood
  • Foxcatcher
  • The Imitation Game
  • Selma
  • The Theory of Everything

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy = WELL, SHIT

  • Birdman
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Into the Woods
  • Pride
  • St. Vincent

Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama = WELL, SHIT

  • Steve Carell, Foxcatcher
  • Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game
  • Jake Gyllenhaal, Nightcrawler
  • David Oyelowo, Selma
  • Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything

Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy = NAILED IT

  • Ralph Fiennes, The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Michael Keaton, Birdman
  • Bill Murray, St. Vincent
  • Joaquin Phoenix, Inherent Vice
  • Christoph Waltz, Big Eyes

Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama = NAILED IT

  • Jennifer Aniston, Cake
  • Felicity Jones, The Theory of Everything
  • Julianne Moore, Still Alice
  • Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl
  • Reese Witherspoon, Wild

Best Actress – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy = NAILED IT

  • Amy Adams, Big Eyes
  • Emily Blunt, Into the Woods
  • Helen Mirren, The Hundred-Foot Journey
  • Julianne Moore, Map to the Stars
  • Quvenzhané Wallis, Annie

Best Supporting Actor = NAILED IT

  • Robert Duvall, The Judge
  • Ethan Hawke, Boyhood
  • Edward Norton, Birdman
  • Mark Ruffalo, Foxcatcher
  • J.K. Simmons, Whiplash

Best Supporting Actress = NAILED IT

  • Patricia Arquette, Boyhood
  • Jessica Chastain, A Most Violent Year
  • Keira Knightley, The Imitation Game
  • Emma Stone, Birdman
  • Meryl Streep, Into the Woods

Best Director = WELL, SHIT

  • Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Ava Duvernay, Selma
  • David Fincher, Gone Girl
  • Alejandro González Iñárritu, Birdman
  • Richard Linklater, Boyhood

Best Screenplay = WELL, SHIT

  • Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
  • Alejandro González Iñárritu, Nicholas Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris, and Armando Bo, Birdman
  • Richard Linklater, Boyhood
  • Graham Moore, The Imitation Game

Best Original Score = WELL, SHIT

  • Alexandre Desplat, The Imitation Game
  • Jóhann Jóhannsson, The Theory of Everything
  • Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, Gone Girl
  • Antonio Sanchez, Birdman
  • Hans Zimmer, Interstellar

Best Original Song = NAILED IT

  • “Big Eyes” – Big Eyes, Lana Del Rey
  • “Glory” – Selma, John Legend
  • “Mercy Is” – Noah, Patti Smith and Lenny Kaye
  • “Opportunity” – Annie, Greg Kurstin, Sia Furler, Will Gluck
  • “Yellow Flicker Beat” – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, Lorde

Best Animated Feature Film = WELL, SHIT

  • Big Hero 6
  • The Book of Life
  • The Boxtrolls
  • How to Train Your Dragon 2
  • The LEGO Movie

If you’re wondering how well I did by numbers: NAILED IT (6), WELL, SHIT (7). That’s about how I did with last year’s Globes.

See a complete list of Golden Globe winners (including TV) here.

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