2018 Golden Globes Predictions

Tonight, Seth Meyers hosts the Golden Globes, and it’s sure to be an interesting night. Meyers is one of the better late-night hosts, and he’s excellent at tackling current events, thanks to his years hosting Weekend Update on SNL. But more importantly, we’ve seen a social and cultural shift in Hollywood over the last few months, as the rapey, abusive creeps who’ve been gatekeeping opportunity and progress for decades are slowly but surely being weeded out. And it will no doubt be an underlying theme of the evening. I’m not saying I hope someone starts some shit tonight, but like I’m also not not saying that…(*whispers* Burn it down).

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Would it have been better for a woman (especially a woman of color) to tackle these issues as a host? Yes, and it would’ve showed that Hollywood is moving forward. But I also realize this deal was signed long before the Harvey Weinstein shit went down, and that NBC thinks about ratings more than what’s better for what’s happening right now. At least if it has to be a man, I trust Meyers to handle it appropriately (Late Night does have a segment where writers Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel talk about the jokes Seth can’t tell because he’s a straight white man).

Also, to my dudes attending the Golden Globes…we’re watching you. You don’t get brownie points for doing the bare minimum (like wearing a black tux that you were already going to wear). Oh, and don’t look to Matt Damon for inspiration. Anyway, let’s make some predictions!

FILM PREDICTIONS

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Best Motion Picture – Drama

  • Dunkirk
  • The Post
  • The Shape of Water
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

  • The Disaster Artist
  • Get Out
  • The Greatest Showman
  • I, Tonya
  • Lady Bird

Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama

  • Timothée Chalamet, Call Me by Your Name
  • Denzel Washington, Roman J. Israel, Esq.
  • Tom Hanks, The Post
  • Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread
  • Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour

Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama

  • Jessica Chastain, Molly’s Game
  • Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water
  • Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Meryl Streep, The Post
  • Michelle Williams, All the Money in the World

Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy

  • Steve Carell, Battle of the Sexes
  • Ansel Elgort, Baby Driver
  • James Franco, The Disaster Artist
  • Hugh Jackman, The Greatest Showman
  • Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out

Best Actress – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy

  • Judi Dench, Victoria & Abdul
  • Margot Robbie, I, Tonya
  • Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird
  • Emma Stone, Battle of the Sexes
  • Helen Mirren, The Leisure Seeker

Best Supporting Actor

  • Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project
  • Armie Hammer, Call Me by Your Name
  • Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water
  • Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Christopher Plummer, All the Money in the World

Best Supporting Actress

  • Mary J. Blige, Mudbound
  • Hong Chau, Downsizing
  • Allison Janney, I, Tonya
  • Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird
  • Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water

Best Director

  • Guillermo del Toro, The Shape of Water
  • Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk
  • Ridley Scott, All the Money in the World
  • Steven Spielberg, The Post

Best Screenplay

  • The Shape of Water
  • Lady Bird
  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • The Post
  • Molly’s Game

Best Original Score

  • Carter Burwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Alexandre Desplat, The Shape of Water
  • Jonny Greenwood, Phantom Thread
  • John Williams, The Post
  • Hans Zimmer, Dunkirk

Best Original Song

  • “Home,” Ferdinand
  • “Mighty River,” Mudboumd
  • “Remember Me,” Coco
  • “The Star,” The Star
  • “This Is Me,” The Greatest Showman

Best Animated Feature Film

  • The Boss Baby
  • The Breadwinner
  • Coco
  • Ferdinand
  • Loving Vincent

TV PREDICTIONS

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Best TV Series – Drama

  • The Handmaid’s Tale
  • This Is Us
  • The Crown
  • Game of Thrones
  • Stranger Things

Best TV Series – Musical or Comedy

  • Black-ish
  • The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
  • Master of None
  • SMILF
  • Will & Grace

Best Actor – TV Series Drama

  • Freddie Highmore, The Good Doctor
  • Sterling K. Brown, This Is Us
  • Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
  • Jason Bateman, Ozark
  • Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

Best Actress – TV Series Drama

  • Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid’s Tale
  • Claire Foy, The Crown
  • Katherine Langford, 13 Reasons Why
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Deuce
  • Caitriona Balfe, Outlander

Best Actor – TV Series Musical or Comedy

  • Anthony Anderson, Black-ish
  • Aziz Ansari, Master of None
  • Kevin Bacon, I Love Dick
  • William H. Macy, Shameless
  • Eric McCormack, Will & Grace

Best Actress – TV Series Musical or Comedy

  • Pamela Adlon, Better Things
  • Alison Brie, GLOW
  • Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
  • Issa Rae, Insecure
  • Frankie Shaw, SMILF

Best TV Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for TV

  • Big Little Lies
  • Feud: Bette and Joan
  • Fargo
  • Top of the Lake: China Girl
  • The Sinner

Best Actor – TV Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for TV

  • Robert De Niro, The Wizard of Lies
  • Kyle MacLachlan, Twin Peaks
  • Jude Law, The Young Pope
  • Ewan McGregor, Fargo
  • Geoffrey Rush, Genius

Best Actress – TV Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for TV

  • Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies
  • Reese Witherspoon, Big Little Lies
  • Jessica Lange, Feud: Bette and Joan
  • Susan Sarandon, Feud: Bette and Joan
  • Jessica Biel, The Sinner

Best Supporting Actor – TV Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for TV

  • Christian Slater, Mr. Robot
  • David Harbour, Stranger Things
  • Alfred Molina, Feud: Bette and Joan
  • Alexander Skarsgard, Big Little Lies
  • David Thewlis, Fargo

Best Supporting Actress – TV Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for TV

  • Laura Dern, Big Little Lies
  • Ann Dowd, The Handmaid’s Tale
  • Chrissy Metz, This Is Us
  • Michelle Pfeiffer, The Wizard of Lies
  • Shailene Woodley, Big Little Lies

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The 75th Annual Golden Globes will be live Sunday, Jan. 7 on NBC at 8pm E/7pm C.

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