Blade Runner 2049 - Roger Deakins Cinematography

2018 Academy Awards Predictions

Is it just me, or did the wait for the Academy Awards feel like an eternity this year? We’ve been talking about the show and the nominees for so long that I’ve reached a point of indifference (which is weird because this is my Super Bowl). It doesn’t help that the current social and political climate makes one month feel like three years. Also, I don’t care to watch Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri win everything again. Whatever it is, I’m just kind of meh about the whole show this year. Anyway, let’s get to the reason you clicked! Below are my Oscar predictions. You can see the full list of nominees here. Continue reading “2018 Academy Awards Predictions”

Oprah Winfrey at the Golden Globes 2018

Recap of 2018 Golden Globes with GIFs

Good morning, ladies and remaining gentleman! Last night’s Golden Globes felt a little…weird, didn’t it? Not just because Hollywood is experiencing a creeper reckoning, but also because the show was kept extremely tight. It ended at 10pm, which practically never happens. Sure, it’s refreshing because I went to bed before midnight, but for the first time, it felt like I was just watching people hand out awards. Like the entertainment was sacrificed for efficiency. Continue reading “Recap of 2018 Golden Globes with GIFs”

Elisabeth Moss and Alexis Bledel in The Handmaid's Tale

2018 Golden Globes Predictions

Tonight, Seth Meyers hosts the Golden Globes, and it’s sure to be an interesting night. Meyers is one of the better late-night hosts, and he’s excellent at tackling current events, thanks to his years hosting Weekend Update on SNL. But more importantly, we’ve seen a social and cultural shift in Hollywood over the last few months, as the rapey, abusive creeps who’ve been gatekeeping opportunity and progress for decades are slowly but surely being weeded out. And it will no doubt be an underlying theme of the evening. I’m not saying I hope someone starts some shit tonight, but like I’m also not not saying that…(*whispers* Burn it down). Continue reading “2018 Golden Globes Predictions”

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Bailey’s 25 Days of Christmas Movies

You know how ABC Family (Yeah, I still call it that because “Freeform” is a dumb name) does their “25 Days of Christmas” movie lineup? Well, it’s garbage, and you should not watch that. It’s like the same 12 movies played at different times of the day so you think you’re getting a new movie each time. So I say ditch that, and check out my holiday movie watchlist! That is, of course, unless you like watching The Santa Clause eight times in one week, in which case I hate everything you stand for, and you should take your holiday hoobie whatty elsewhere.
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Moonlight wins Best Picture

Recap of 2017 Academy Awards with GIFs!

Oh, don’t you worry. We’ll be talking about what’s probably the most awkward (and amazing) moment in Oscar history coming up here. But first…I swear these ceremonies get longer every year. And it’s not the speeches! It’s the bits! Like it’s one thing for a host to have a few bits (though Jimmy Kimmel did have A LOT of bits that could’ve and should’ve been cut), but does every presenter need to make sassy small talk? No. And come on, Hollywood. You do this on Sunday night before everyone has to wake up early? Ugh. Continue reading “Recap of 2017 Academy Awards with GIFs!”