After Burger Beard the Pirate (Antonio Banderas) steals a magical book in which he can rewrite the story of Bikini Bottom and steal the Krabby Patty formula for himself, Spongebob Squarepants (Tom Kenny) teams up with archenemy Plankton (Mr. Lawrence) and friends Patrick (Bill Fagerbakke), Mr. Krabs (Clancy Brown), Sandy (Carolyn Lawrence), and Squidward (Rodger Bumpass) to recover the formula and save Bikini Bottom from the apocalypse. Continue reading “The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Is Batshit Crazy Fun”
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The Expendables 3: The Longest-Running Inside Joke
Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and his Expendables are hired by the CIA to take out a weapons dealer named Stonebanks (Mel Gibson), a former Expendable gone rogue. After one of his team is critically wounded, Ross retires the team and hires a newer team with the help of headhunter Bonaparte (Kelsey Grammer). Continue reading “The Expendables 3: The Longest-Running Inside Joke”
Machete Kills: ¡Qué ridículo!
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