Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Should’ve Taken Its Own Title’s Advice

What a hilarious garbage movie. It’s so bad that it’s fun (or it had enough action distractions to make me feel like it was fun). It’s peak Tom Cruise…in the sense that Tom Cruise has gotten so far up his own ass that he can’t play any character besides the characters Tom Cruise has already played. You know, the tall, dark, handsome, tall (Yes, I said tall twice because Tommy wears lifts in his shoes) ass-kicker with the edgy name like Ethan Hunt or William Cage.
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Avengers: Age of Ultron Is a Spectacular Follow-Up to The Avengers

After Ultron, an artificial intelligence created by Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) and Dr. Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo), goes rogue, the Avengers are called in to stop him from wiping out the human race with Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) and Quicksilver (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), who have unique powers of their own. Continue reading “Avengers: Age of Ultron Is a Spectacular Follow-Up to The Avengers”

Captain America 2

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Absolutely Nails It

Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America (Chris Evans), becomes a fugitive of S.H.I.E.L.D, the very government organization he works for, after Director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) is suddenly killed by a mysterious assassin known as The Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan). As Cap works with Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and newcomer Falcon (Anthony Mackie) to uncover the truth about Fury’s murder, he learns that not all is as it seems with S.H.I.E.L.D. Continue reading “Captain America: The Winter Soldier Absolutely Nails It”

Cobie Smulders and Vince Vaughn, Delivery Man

Delivery Man Doesn’t Deliver

Can you tell it was a dead week? Yeah, I would not have chosen to see Delivery Man otherwise. Although the trailer sold a decent story (with indie-pop music), I’m just not a Vince Vaughn fan. In fact, I’m convinced he doesn’t actually act anymore; he just chooses roles where he can be variations of himself. So let’s not waste any time. This will be a short review (because this movie was a yawnfest). Continue reading “Delivery Man Doesn’t Deliver”