Louis C.K. as Max in The Secret Life of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets Is Toy Story Without the Nuance

What do our pets do when we’re not at home? I don’t know about you, but this premise had me hooked the moment I saw the trailer for The Secret Life of Pets. As a pet owner, this is something I wonder about all the time. Are my dogs lonely? Are they trashing the place? Are they plotting my death? Are they inviting their dog friends over to play Xbox? It’s hilarious that there’s a movie that feels like I’m watching all of the weird pet fantasies I have in my head (Don’t act like you’ve never made up voices and personalities for your pets). Continue reading “The Secret Life of Pets Is Toy Story Without the Nuance”

Sex Tape 2014 Movie

Sex Tape Is As Funny As It Is Sexy, Of Which It Is Neither

Jay (Jason Segel) and Annie (Cameron Diaz) have lost the spark in their marriage after having two kids. So when they finally get a night to themselves, they decide to have sex. Unfortunately, it doesn’t go well since they’re both out of shape when it comes to steamy romp sessions. After doing a few shots of tequila and coming up with a plan to create a sex tape, however, their sex life is instantly refreshed. That is, of course, until the video they recorded on Jay’s iPad syncs to every iPad he’s ever given as a gift. Continue reading “Sex Tape Is As Funny As It Is Sexy, Of Which It Is Neither”