Stoner Mike Howell (Jesse Eisenberg) plans to propose to his long-time girlfriend Phoebe (Kristen Stewart). Little does he know he’s a target for extermination by the very CIA program that made him a sleeper agent. Continue reading “American Ultra Isn’t the Movie You Think It Is”
OMGZ TEAM EDWARD IZ DA BEST! No, I’m just kidding. Could you imagine if I were like that? Continue reading “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2…Because Everything Needs Two Parts Now”
“Why the hell would I want to see a movie with Bella Swan wielding a sword?” Don’t worry, we’ll get to that.