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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Is Slightly Better Garbage

If you saw 2014’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you’re probably wondering why there’s a sequel. Because it was bad. A CGI-monster, Michael Bay-produced pile of shit that somehow managed to become a Transformers movie and make creepy dude-bros out of once beloved heroes. But, as always, the answer to the “Why make a sequel?” question lies in that sweet, sweet blockbuster money. Continue reading “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Is Slightly Better Garbage”

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Seriously, Who Is This Mess For?

Leonardo (Pete Plosnak), Donatello (Jeremy Howard), Raphael (Alan Ritchson), and Michelangelo (Noel Fisher) have been confined to the sewers of New York City all of their lives by their father and Ninjitsu master, Splinter (Danny Woodburn), who wants nothing more than to protect them. But when the Foot Clan, a gang backed by the evil Shredder (Tohoro Masamune), threatens to take over New York City with a deadly toxin, the turtles come out of hiding and take on their enemies with the help of spunky reporter April O’Neil (Megan Fox), whose scientist father gave them their mutations. Continue reading “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Seriously, Who Is This Mess For?”