Ted 2 Is Proof That Seth MacFarlane Needs a Reset

While attempting to have a child with his wife Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), talking teddy bear Ted (Seth MacFarlane) is told he’s not a person and, therefore, cannot legally be married to Tami-Lynn or have a child. With the help of best friend John (Mark Wahlberg), and lawyer Samantha Jackson (Amanda Seyfried), Ted takes his case to court to prove he’s more than just property. Continue reading “Ted 2 Is Proof That Seth MacFarlane Needs a Reset”

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A Million Ways to Die in the West Won’t Make You Die of Laughter

Albert Stark (Seth MacFarlane) is a cowardly sheepherder in Old Stump Township, Arizona, who hates everything about frontier life. To make matters worse, his girlfriend, Louise (Amanda Seyfried), just dumped him for Foy (Neil Patrick Harris), the wealthy owner of the town’s “Moustachery.” Just as Albert’s about to pack up and head to Francisco, he meets Anna (Charlize Theron), a gun-slinging beauty, who teaches him how to shoot after he challenges Foy to a duel. But Albert starts to develop feelings for Anna, who he later learns is married to deadly outlaw Clinch Leatherwood (Liam Neeson). Continue reading “A Million Ways to Die in the West Won’t Make You Die of Laughter”

Seth MacFarlane to Host 2013 Academy Awards

Seth MacFarlane to Host Academy Awards

As you may have realized by now, I am a movie nerd; and because I love movies so much, I have a special place in my heart for the Oscars. Every year, I order pizza and sit on my couch in my frumpy sweatpants to watch the Academy Awards. Because watching richer and more beautiful people starve themselves just to wear an expensive Oscar del la Renta gown before they get a ridiculous amount of recognition for their already famous movie seems like a good way to make my accomplishments feel completely worthless. Continue reading “Seth MacFarlane to Host Academy Awards”

Seth MacFarlane voices Ted

Ted, Also Known As Family Guy the Movie

Although much less family-friendly, Ted reminded me a lot of Elf. It started and ended with the narration of an adorable tale (voiced by Patrick Stewart, who ended up getting off on some very hilarious tangents about Apache Helicopters and Justin Bieber); it had quirky, smooth jazz as its musical backdrop, thanks to composer Walter Murphy (whose style you might recognize from Family Guy); and there are so many one-liners that you can barely keep up (Yes, I will quote them for the next three months). Continue reading “Ted, Also Known As Family Guy the Movie”