If you’re tired of the scalding takes on social media, allow me to be the metaphorical beeswax balm to your metaphorical chapped lips. Honey, I’ve got some lukewarm takes that will have you saying, “Wow, none of this matters!” And that’s the point. I want you to read this brief cancellation rant, get a little…

If you’re someone who doesn’t like hot takes, then have I got the perfect takes for you. I’m back to rant about a bunch of insignificant issues that aren’t technically hurting anyone, but that I will continue to fight against because, hey, I’m just a little fella, and small battles are where I thrive. So…