If you’re tired of the scalding takes on social media, allow me to be the metaphorical beeswax balm to your metaphorical chapped lips. Honey, I’ve got some lukewarm takes that will have you saying, “Wow, none of this matters!” And that’s the point. I want you to read this brief cancellation rant, get a little…

If you’re someone who doesn’t like hot takes, then have I got the perfect takes for you. I’m back to rant about a bunch of insignificant issues that aren’t technically hurting anyone, but that I will continue to fight against because, hey, I’m just a little fella, and small battles are where I thrive. So…

Today, I’d like to share with you some lukewarm takes on things that I wish would go away for the betterment of society. Mind you, these are small potatoes compared to actual problems, so adjust your expectations accordingly. Nevertheless, somebody needs to fight these battles, so allow me to die on these hills for you.…

I’m not a gambler. When I spend a weekend in Vegas, I’m more interested in gluttony than greed. I love spending money on nice dinners and drinks, but you won’t catch me playing with a machine that’s designed specifically to separate me from my hard-earned dollars. That’s bad ROI. I feel the same way about…